tape

I have been told that we cannot fight the tape, but what does that even mean? Microsoft is moving away. Do not know if we will have XL VBA or access soon.

backing up

Friends, backing up your photos and files to a thumb drive is easy. It does not matter too much if you have a PC or a mac. This is a great way... to make you sleep more secure.

Schools

Schools need to teach more. For example, how to use a spreadsheet as well as the basic math that is necessary. Also, make more remedial classes available to high school students that fall behind in their courses. Remedial classes will help students to catch up. They are often enrolled in a class such as algebra, but they still do not understand basic math such as percentages. This dooms the sophomore to failure, and they are forced to repeat the class in their junior year.

pic jumbo

I do not like pic jumbo any more. They want to change more now. Yeah, they are pushing premium on us. Fellows, this use to be a great service. Stop chasing after every penny.

Trump

Get your spreadsheet out and see if the numbers add up. People will long remember this one. Like who do you think can win?

old ways

XL is old ways. Few use macros now. They are not so in. Look at the programmers. Most talk about how you have to move on. Well, I do like old ways. Yeah, they have a certain magic.

Happy new year

Happy new year. Private snafu works for micro soft it seems. Bugs are so many. Like there are reams. Believe me - it is so.

answers

Here is more answers. Not marrying gays is a crime now. What you do not believe me. Check the link as we say.

Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley has evil men. They prey on young women. Look at all those high technology companies, Most have to pay out a lot of money every year. Ahem, that would be in legal fees to cover their rears.

red is warm

Colors are awesome. They fill my life with joy. Ah yes, red is warm. Frankly, so is orange. Sadly, micro soft is in love with blue or cyan. Yeah, those shades are the opposite of warm. Mostly, they feel as cold as ice.

Celebrate

Celebrate they tell me. Well, there is no win nine. I really did wanna see one. However, ten has us locked up in a pen.

serious

Different time use different programs. Excel use to do well, but not any more. What can we say guys. This is serious. Good old micro soft fell behind the curve.