e-books

Frankly, most e-books are never seen. They sit unnoticed slowly gathering digital dust on some server. All that hard work by the human authors produces zero gain. Shelfware is that name we are given. Yeah, these tomes are not being used by anyone.

16 things

16 things cruise lines never tell you. Mostly, it should be that the food is not so max. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. After all, they are trying to save some coin. OK, so have fun on your next cruise.

mean or nice

Look at people who are nice. When they go online, they often become mean. Perhaps, this is because they are anon. Oh yes, that could be one reason. Also, it is a complicated process. Not everyone can see us as mean. It depends on what we perceive. Still, we do wonder if we are mean or nice.

high tech

Oh yes, we love to program computers, but we have found the strange truth that high tech is often low pay. Not a lot of college students taking computer science. All you have to do is go overseas. Well, you can find plenty of unemployed software engineers. Sadly, many are willing to work for less than our minimum wage. Like an entry level cleaning the floor job at your local burger king pays more.

no more snow

Hey, this is what we say. Oh yes, no more snow.

Handwriting

Handwriting is not cool in our new DIGITAL era. Kids can barely hold a pen even. Yeah, we are not making this up. Schools have certainly stopped teaching cursive. It is a new universe we are in.

Hotels

Hotels are great for sleeping, but a bit small in size. Time to rest up is wow. Ah yes, hard work is ahead so get going.

blue sunglasses

Friends, those blue sunglasses are so awesome. They are pure vigor. Like this hue is rich and not warm. Colors are muted in the background, but not so for our specs.

Doubling down

Doubling down on digital downloads is gonna cause woe. Already, we have less CD and more MP3 to distribute out music. Please do not forget that much of our apps are vapor ware.

singers

Let me tell you about singers. Here is what they wanna hear... please sing some more. It was excellent and I love your songs.

Hey, this is also true for programmers. Also, we are not so pop.

horse

Happiness does not need money. Yeah, or a horse even. Being close to God is what it requires. Certainly, that will bring you expansive joy. May the light of the all-powerful shine upon you.

pay phones

Friends, we have great news. Oh yes, pay phones still exist in the european union. Well, that is super. However, they are now so rare in america. Just what can we see. Admittedly, that technology races on.