mattress

Yo, I would like to get a mattress that is new. Old ones can contain bed bugs and have many more issues. Well, that is what we see. Sleep is important as that is where we spend up to one third of our existence.

may

40 degrees in the middle of the day... like in the middle of may.  Just what can we even say? Folks it certainly was, shall we say... just a bit um COOL in this crisp morning. There is no global warming.

vape pen

OK, so a man in Florida was killed by an exploding vape pen. Folks, this is scary. Just ask Darth vapors. Breathing in a those gases. It could be the main reason... like why he does possess a raspy voice.

Jets losing pressure

Jets losing pressure is rare. However, a Southwest Airlines small jet had to make an emergency landing because the cabin started to lose some pressure. Folks, this really was an emergency. Just ask the frightened passengers. Oh yes, they had to start breathing in pure oxygen. Well, that came from masks that did drop down and it was scary. Glad that I was not on that flight, but the situation in our air is worrisome.

Electric cars

Electric cars are wow. They just take our breath away. Please do avert your gaze. Like we got an amazing view. Folks, this really is awesome sauce.

gig econmy

Fellows, we do not enjoy our gig economy. Basically, we do work long hours and receive little or no pay. Often, our compensation is less than the federal minimum wage. In fact, you might lose money even. Yeah, this can occur. Hey, do not just take my word on this one. Do an experiment and find out for yourself if the gig economy can assist you. Probably, the short answer is no.

popcorn

Netflix has a lot of low quality movies. Often, the action, script, even scenery is poor. That does cause some concern. Still, people eat it up. Yeah, it reminds me of old stale popcorn in an ancient drive in cinema. Admittedly, we should indeed request a better product or service. However, we will put up with a product that is so poor.

sea view

I do love a sea view. Basically, it seems so serene. There is something about waves. Makes you appreciate life even more.

Ebola

Ebola risk is very high in congo. Right now virus cases rise. Folks, this is very scary. It is like a real life horror movie.

Bear

Bear mauls man. He wanted a selfie we see. Just feel sorry for this person. Folks, we all need more common sense.

big macs

World record is 30000 big macs... that were eaten by one person. Oh wow, that is a lot of burger as we see. Do hope that his health is keeping up. Losing this guy... best be a hollow victory for a proven winner.

Apple

Apple bans digital currency mining apps. This is due to abusive crypto programs. Basically, they do not just run... like they use your own processor to take over. Well, we see now that apple is saying - game over.