Coffee causes cancer

Friends, this is just in. Oh wow, like we do not wanna see more sour new. Well, here we go again. Coffee causes cancer. Yeah, this bit of news... like it saddens us. It is hard to get over our sorrow.

miss our mouse

Hey, we miss our mouse. Cell phones just are not the same. Frankly, we like the small cordless wireless mouse. It is great for creating graphics programs. Also, we like to play games.

50's slang

50's slang terms are awesome. It takes you back to another era. Hey, the 20's were our jazz age. OK, so the fifties were early rock and very pre-rap. Just listening to the old 50's slang is a unique experience.

um

Question for you. OK, so is it like really bad to be saying um? The answer is no. It tells people that you are thinking really hard about what you're gonna say. Yeah... um... right or wrong.

Walmart versus cosmo magazine

Walmart might stop selling cosmo magazine. This event should never surprise us. After all, this firm is trying to make more money. Certainly, this is true of most companies. Digital downloads are slowly replacing paper. Fellows, it is easier to move electrons down a wire. Oh yes, the world does keep changing on us. Just understand that this is a battle of Walmart versus cosmo magazine. Do feel that I know who the winner is. Please welcome in our new era. Basically, the old one needs to move over.

Florida woman

Florida woman was hit with a baseball bat due to road rage. Colleagues, this is hard to believe, but here we are. Ah yes, it is an eerie universe we are in.

big red bus

The big red bus is iconic. London seems to me as an awesome BRAND name. Well, that is my own view. Other people might not agree. It is similar to how we see Big Ben and time in some ways. Let us celebrate the color red which is so warm. Frankly, I see it as the opposite of blue or green.

clowns

When did clowns become scary? Hey, they are creepy. I do not have a lot of fun laughing at the clown in a three-ring circus. Oh yes, there we go. Being weird is the thing as a sideshow freaks were always part of the old school circus. Fellows, it was not walking the tightrope.

ESA

ESA or emotional support animals is a scam. There are no rules or regs. Please do stop this foolishness as this is crazy. Let us turn to what good it does - zero.

IBM

IBM targets workers over a certain age. There are so many reasons. Often, we have to pay more... like for health care. Also, they are focusing on trimming expenses. Most of that is outsourcing. Folks, there are countries where you can get a programmer... like for less than our own minimum wage.

Police shoot

Police shoot unarm man. He is gone. This is getting old now. 💀

amazon

Google is worth more money than amazon. Oh no, I was wrong. That one is on me. Yeah, Jeff Bezos is firing on all cylinders now. Like wow, he has the world's biggest company. Friends, this is just simply amazing. Please tell me again about how it grew from a little bookseller to an
enormous empire. Definitely,
amazon is awesome.