XLVBA

Do you see XLVBA in our future programming. Ask me questions, and I will try to give you answers. Please comment below - thank you.

cloud success

People worry on our economic crisis. Most look for ways to save money. Do you want cloud success. That may seem as a way. However, that is not my experience. Cloud end up costing me more. Also, less reliable than before which is a pain. Yeah, the clouds was suppose to assist us. Good luck with that one.

end of oil

Get your spread sheet out and tell us we are wrong. Folks, the end of oil is near. Do you understand that we are in pain. Oh yes, we see gasoline under $3 per gallon for the first time in years. Calm before the storm says me.

Baby Boomers

Baby Boomers are not tech novices. They might struggle some. However, they know what is going on. What does this prove. Well, they are not tech aces. Yeah, we know that already, but they know some tech and need a little help to get going. Ugly thing is most leave that market along and focus only on our young.

XLVBA phase out

XLVBA phase out is coming. Time to get ready and prepare. Future is knocking on your door asking us to open up. Please do not forget what is going on.

McD

McD is having troubles now. Do you like a big mac. Spread sheets are great numbers, but there is max woe. China is investigating McD now.

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VBA going away

Hey, XL VBA is soon gone. Oh wow, like we could see it coming. Reminds me of fox pro. Yeah, VBA is going away. That we are sad to say.

persuasion is a science

Friends, persuasion is a science. Hard to believe what we are saying. Yet, so it is. Most sales men try to persuade you to buy a product or a service.

gazebo

I like a shore side gazebo near me. Like it takes your breath away. Beauty truly is in our eyes. What a wonderful universe we are in. Hope to make my way. Also, we wanna win.

Braille phone

Braille phone goes on sale now. This is necessary. Hard to type in a number on a touch screen. All tech might not be good for us. Like, there we go.

old normal

Yeah, we see old normal for our new economy. That should surprise no one. What can we say. Like the rich will get richer and poor poorer.

cloning humans

Just now, we wonder on this one. Like can it be legal to clone us. Cloning humans can be a thorny issue. Senators might want to think a lot about this one.

environment

"What," I ask you , "will the destruction of our environment cost you?" They talk about green power. Like we do not see any.

Brain cell

Brain cell is an excel neural network add in. It uses back percolation instead of back prop. Well, we find it a bit pricey. Wish programmers made software that was not so expensive. Yeah, get with the um program.

T-mobile

T-mobile lowers tablet prices. Oh yes, this is a good move. Well, we hope for the best and that is what we say. Data is still expensive. Like try watching a movie.

no pings

Folks, there are no pings. Hey, our optimism is gone. Where is the plane any way. Basically, they are stringing us along and it will soon be a year.

most jobs are poor pay

Question, are we in a recession. Well, most jobs are poor pay. They are less than $20 per hour now. Certainly, we see prices going up. However, that is not the case in wages. Factories are boarding up. Most are moving over seas.

Gov debt

Gov debt is increasing. Banks do not loan money. Well, this is bad for us. Look at our poor economy. Expect major inflation to start roaring. Politicians are lying to you. Friends, there is no recovery.

jokes on you

I need to donate my brain to science... FICTION! - Rodney Danger Field

touch screens

Expect to see touch screens increase. That is a major issue. Like it could spread some germs. Wish near field was more near. Yeah, that is a much better technology for us. Oh, what are we saying.

Earthquakes in LA

Earthquakes in LA are increasing. This is a poor sign. What is going on.

McSoft

Instead of Micro Soft, they should have a new name. For example, McSoft due to their tasteless poor program. All we need now is a dollar menu. Yeah, get for 99 cents a crap app.

cats meow

Life is the cats meow. Here is one of my favorite sayings. She is a wild cat, but as lazy as a house cat - any way.

facial expression

Look at facial expression. Most is in our eyes. They send us a message. Well, we need to understand what we are saying. Maybe it is a blessing or a curse.

Relics

Relics of a by gone age are many. Most serve to remind us. Yeah, of a time far different than our very own. Change is afoot, and we need to prepare.

new book

There is a new book - haunted empire. Apple is cooked as a company. Well, that is what they are saying. Future does look super grim. Hope they are very wrong.

Twitter goes dark

Twitter goes dark in Turkey after prime minister threatens to wipe out service. Certainly, this is a scary sign. Like we are so sure. Yeah, that this is necessary.

laptop soon over

Listen to me. Basically, there is a new game. Yeah, laptops are going away. Desktop computers are almost gone. Phones are taking over. Here is my prediction - laptop soon over. It is a bold new era.

BEK

BEK or Black Eyed Kids are an enigma. People tell us to never let a BEK in. Why is this so. Certain, that is has to do with the color of their eyes. Well, those can be spooky or scary.

on the fence

Stop being on the fence and jump. Windows is going away. Microsoft is a decaying company. Actually, um apple is rotten to the core. Android is the path for us.

cash cow

Microsoft is giving up. Yeah, on a cash cow that is.  OK so the microsopoly is gone. Well, what is the reason. People are moving away. Hey, there is no money no more. Great when it had a cash cow. Those days are so over.

gas prices are rising

Look at that pump. Oh yes, gas prices are rising. Not that is should indeed surprise any one. Still, it is even more expensive.

star wars

Hey, star wars episode seven is coming. The action is 30 years ago. Well, hand solo is old now. The series is so new. Like we wonder what Disney will bring us.

android

Yo, android will be safer soon. This is super news. Sadly, we can worry. Most want phones to be more secure. Blackberry is secure. Well, that company is going away. Hey, what can we say. Just now we wonder about the new os.

music

I love music. There is a sound that rings in my ears. Let us hear it. Bells do ring. Cello is a favorite of mine.

amazon is super

Folks, amazon is super. Kindle is just one reason. There are so many. Hey, it is easy to use.

Roko

Roku streaming stick versus Google chrome cast, how do they stack up. Google is less expensive. OK do the Roku has more apps.

windows price plunges

Fellows, windows price plunges as it tries to compete with chrome for shelf space. Let's face facts as windows is too expensive. Also, we hate 8 as it is not easy. Yeah, we still enjoy seven. Certainly, this needs to send a major message.

currency

Do you wonder on our currency. All these bright candy colors worry me. Hey, what does it even mean. I do not like orangeback funny money. Green  back is the one for me. It looks more real as we say. Please give me green money.

snow go away

Heating bill is max. Please, snow go away. Cold weather is here to stay, maybe until may. Yeah, that is what we see.

what is important

Hey, what is important yo. It is writing good copy. Like there, I said it. Maybe we can begin to concentrate on that one.

movie phone

Got some sour news. Yeah, movie phone is hanging up. This is the end of the service. It has been around for over 25 years. Sadly, this is the end for us. Phone is not ringing we guess. Most of us understand that we are in a digital age. Days of analog are so over.

Perception

Perception is everything for us. What do we see. Often that becomes how it seems. Yeah, we need to over look a few things to see what is really going on.

scary we say

Depending on micro soft is a path that is very precarious. Look at black berry, they were king of the smart phone market just a few years ago. Sadly, that is no longer our case. I predict that we are seeing a future for big m that is max grim. Oh yes, scary we say. Frankly, it is to our core.

peace

Most of us need some peace. Too much noise it not good for us. Cities are full of loud noises. Send me out to the farms to escape. I do enjoy breathing fresh country air. Also, listening to the birds singing we enjoy.

winter

Got some super news. Yeah, winter is soon over. Like we want an early spring. Happiness is in our air. Life goes on. Oh yes, and without a care.

rust belt

Question, does the rust belt have any jobs for us. Expect job losses to continue over many years. Abandoned factories and warehouses are many. I do see an increase in minimum wage. What does that mean. OK so we will see more jobs going over seas.

type writers

Well, type writers are gone. Clicking of keys is no more. Laptops will follow soon. Oh yes, the world keeps changing on us. Like we ponder on why this is. Maybe, the answer is in us.

Worst CEO

Worst CEO of last year. Just who is it any way. Nominations are many. Still, we do wonder on this man. Eike Batista managed to lose 99% of 30 billion dollars and use to be the 8th richest man in the world, but no more.

emergency

Hey, what can we say. Be ready for what is coming. Do not let it creep up on you. Train your employees to react to n emergency. Problems are something that we should not ignore.

chilly

Do you hear scientists talking about global warming now. Certainly, it is a bit chilly for us. Feels like a new ice age. Oh, those wonderful men in science.

drone ships

Future looks interesting to us. Perhaps drone ships can carry cargo. Well, that is super max. Yeah, we would save money. I wonder on piracy. Most companies may worry.

mix marriage

Fear of mix marriage is growing. People want to be safe and secure. Also, they want to be accepted by their community, that is not always our case.

light house

Best that we look at a light house as it can give us a warning. Ships need to steer clear of sharp rocks and see what is coming. Road ahead is a dangerous one. Hope that we can survive. Namely, it will not be easy.

Robots are rad

Robots are rad, but we do not see any. Maybe that is because they are so expensive. Perhaps, we will have robot butlers some year. AI need to improve. That is what we are saying. Oh yes, indeed we need more processor power. Here is hoping we make a breakthrough soon.

jobs are going away

Got to tell you this one. Hey, jobs are going away. There are no super reasons. Listen to me. Yeah, we are seeing more out sourcing. Believe me, this hurts us.

60's

60's were a different time for us. Clothes were zen awesome. Styles were so max. Here we are in the 21st century and we have no flying cars. Also, no men on mars. Wonder what citizens of the 60's would have thought of us. After all they wanted to land a man on our moon.

too much snow

Gentlemen and ladies, there is too much snow says me. It is a real pain. Before the last batch can melt more comes. This have been a long winter and we miss summer. When will our spring come.

sun power car

Ford has a sun power car. This should surprise no one. Let us follow our sun. Yeah, fossil fuel is going away soon.

economic cancer

Friends, we face economic cancer. Keep on going. Jobs are few and bills are many. Sad to be in a society that does not help us. Great work is going away. Blame jobs being sent over seas.

Neanderthal DNA

Blame your Neanderthal DNA for health issues. THOG SMASH! Well, we are not so sure. Neanderthals were carnivores. Yeah, that might be the reason.

black swan

Researchers talk about a black swan event coming. Hope not as we say. What exactly is a black swan. Most it as something you do not expect hitting you. Bosses do not like surprises.

far view

Let us take a far view. OK so can we remote view the lottery game. I think that the answer is yes. Still, this so eerie.

bird are freezing

Cold weather is not joke man. It is so cold that the floor is frigid now. Sadly, birds are freezing and it can get worse. Hope that is warms up soon.

Education

Education is a new wave. Innovation is the key for us. On line is awesome. Let us create a new cosmos. World is changing on us.

Andrew Basiago

Andrew Basiago is an interesting case. He claims to be a time traveler who saw Lincoln - yes. Maybe that is so. Which we knew more.

DNA

DNA is important to us. Humans have a lot of Neanderthal DNA is our genome. What is the effect and how does that influence you. It could lead to many major issues.

minimum wage increase

Look at the minimum wage increase. OK so is it a good law for you. Bosses will simply out source more.  Most will send more work over seas.

bullying insurance

Yo, bullying insurance is available now. Korea is the first to sell it. Check it out - yes. A lot of us could use bullying insurance. Wish we could work with others more.

zinc penny

Right now we have a zinc penny. It has a hollow thunk noise. However, try to drop a copper penny. Yeah, that one has a sweet melodious ring. World is changing on us.

Time Travel

Which is Time Travel any way. Do we have an idea of what it is. Maybe it is a new wave. Look at our modern science. Most used to be science fiction many years ago.

Kuiella Taldama is the main character in cosmic warriors.

It deals with time travel and other universes. Wonder what the future can bring us. Certainly, it will be an interesting journey.

Lions extinct soon

Lions extinct soon. Yeah, it makes me sad in a way... Farmers need to coexist with the king of the jungle, but that fear livestock loss and so it goes. Poachers are also an issue. With out the lion, the world will not be the same. Makes me wanna roar.

social media

Right now, social media is growing. Get with the program. There are many opportunities for you. Let us learn new ways.

Black shoe is in

Black shoe is in. There is little that we can say. Do you wanna seem super max. Electronics are not that hot any more.

win nine

Folks, win nine is coming. This is gonna be so awesome. Yeah, that is what we are saying. Perhaps we need to understand what is max. Oh yes, well it would be the new nine.

purple power

Right now we got a new saying. It is purple power. Live the dream my fine one. Yeah, it is awesome. I love purple with a passion.

friends

Friends, there are so many. OK so your brain has a VIP line for friends science says. What about the ones who owe us money. Those are more similar to an enemy. Still, we maintain them in our memory. Could be as an example of mistakes that we make and do not wish to repeat again.

Driver less cars

Driver less cars are max. Expect numbers to increase. This sounds like science fiction, but it is science. People who are blind can have cars now. Command will be using voice.

Blind photographer

Blind photographer sees images. He uses his fingers to feel em. Sad story to be sure. He use to take pictures of the daily news. However, his sight went away. Still, he has a unique vision.

China in Africa

China in Africa is scary. Minerals are being taken out. OK so money is coming in. Well, china is a large economy. Expect this to increase.

extended range

I like net gear. They have wifi with extended range. Things keep on going max. Better to have more range. Customers like to walk around some. It is great for laptop users.

clouds look scary

OK so clouds look scary. Maybe they is speaking to us. Cloud computer has us in near panic. Data is not so secure. Thief could steal credit cards from us.

pepsi

Put some pep in your step with a new pepsi. That is an ancient message. Still, we can use some more pep

old radios

Transistors did change the world for us. Still, we like an old vacuum tube radio. It would take half an hour to warm up. Also, tubes burn out a lot, but don't get me started on the strange noises. That said, old radios are max. Keep the memories going.

nascar

This laptop looks like um nascar. Tags are so all over. Yeah, we can use some. Get me one.

NYC has snow

NYC has snow. What a way to start a new year. It is a bit um chilly for us. Do not believe in global warming. Maybe all bore need to change his story again. Talk about a coming ice age. Yeah, he should warn us.