eggs

 Just look at grocery prices. Oh wow, eggs are way up. They are blaming a type of influenza that attacks our avian cousins. Frankly, we are not so sure. Most farmers do not have a lot of spare eggs. I use to see signs offering eggs. Well, those are no more.

spam

 Brothers and sisters, AI-generated content is seen as some spam. Yeah, that is what our anxious search engines say. Robots might not take over. Well, that is some awesome news. Most of it feels a bit wordy, repetitive, and boring to the max.

AI

 CNET is using AI to write entire articles - wow. They do feel a bit artificial if you know what we even mean. Robots might take over soon. Hey, we do hope that we are wrong. OK, so that said, we might live in a future that feels like we are in a massive cage.

streaming

 The video streaming boom is over. Netflix seems to be a winner. Disney is losing money. It is an eerie universe we are in. Hey, this does not amaze us. After all, we are not going to see... like a lot of new movies.

four day work week

 Fellow colleagues, the four-day work week is the latest rage. Hey, we do like to relax often and this really is nice.

Pink

 Pink is a very divisive color as we see. Certain people do not like this hue or so it seems. Maybe, we need to get away... like from the boring industrial gray.

reality privilege

 Oh yes, reality privilege is a new term for a new universe.  This metaverse does rely on electricity and computers from the real one. However, it is less expensive to create a meta mansion. Also, the taxes are less for now. Like who really knows what tomorrow can give us.

layoff landslide

 Tell me it ain't so. Sadly, a layoff landslide is hitting the high-tech companies. OK, so they wanted us to come into the office and now... they claim our jobs are no more. Don't have to keep coming we guess. However, we also, do not get any pay. Just remember that you cannot call me... like to fix that latest bug in your program.

Data science

 Data science seems so new. That said, it has been around for many years. Still, there is a lot of incentive in entering the field of data science. After all, the practitioners make about $100,000 per year. Oh wow, that is a lot of green... like if you know what we mean. Do hope that people understand the dangers of spending way too much time in front of a computer screen. Well, it is not good for your eyes.

cinema

 There is trouble in our cinemas. Yeah, we see too many empty seats and not enough popular hit movies. Actually, the somber situation seems rather worrisome. Netflix might be one reason.

come in

 Bosses fo want us to come in. They can desire to exercise executive power over us. Remote work is a lot better says me. Still, there certainly is a lot of face-to-face communication that we can miss.

time machine

 Oh no, a woman buys her father a time machine for his birthday - wow. Like maybe, he will not marry her mom. Then she is never born and we mean never. Yeah, going back and changing your past is one eerie scene.

deep fake

 Creating a deep fake is max easier now. Stable diffusion is our answer. Yeah, we cannot trust what we see... like with our eyes no more. Ah yes, the time of tomorrow is upon us. Let us hope that we can find out what is real and what is CGI or a computer-generated image.

move

 19% of renters need to move soon. This is actually due to an enormous year-over-year price increase. Fellow colleagues, we are facing massive inflation that is serious. Just take a look at our grocery prices. Oh wow, those really did soar. 

universe

 God has created an awesome universe. It is hard to believe what we see. There is an amazing beauty all around us.