Coffee causes cancer

Friends, this is just in. Oh wow, like we do not wanna see more sour new. Well, here we go again. Coffee causes cancer. Yeah, this bit of news... like it saddens us. It is hard to get over our sorrow.

miss our mouse

Hey, we miss our mouse. Cell phones just are not the same. Frankly, we like the small cordless wireless mouse. It is great for creating graphics programs. Also, we like to play games.

50's slang

50's slang terms are awesome. It takes you back to another era. Hey, the 20's were our jazz age. OK, so the fifties were early rock and very pre-rap. Just listening to the old 50's slang is a unique experience.

um

Question for you. OK, so is it like really bad to be saying um? The answer is no. It tells people that you are thinking really hard about what you're gonna say. Yeah... um... right or wrong.

Walmart versus cosmo magazine

Walmart might stop selling cosmo magazine. This event should never surprise us. After all, this firm is trying to make more money. Certainly, this is true of most companies. Digital downloads are slowly replacing paper. Fellows, it is easier to move electrons down a wire. Oh yes, the world does keep changing on us. Just understand that this is a battle of Walmart versus cosmo magazine. Do feel that I know who the winner is. Please welcome in our new era. Basically, the old one needs to move over.

Florida woman

Florida woman was hit with a baseball bat due to road rage. Colleagues, this is hard to believe, but here we are. Ah yes, it is an eerie universe we are in.

big red bus

The big red bus is iconic. London seems to me as an awesome BRAND name. Well, that is my own view. Other people might not agree. It is similar to how we see Big Ben and time in some ways. Let us celebrate the color red which is so warm. Frankly, I see it as the opposite of blue or green.

clowns

When did clowns become scary? Hey, they are creepy. I do not have a lot of fun laughing at the clown in a three-ring circus. Oh yes, there we go. Being weird is the thing as a sideshow freaks were always part of the old school circus. Fellows, it was not walking the tightrope.

ESA

ESA or emotional support animals is a scam. There are no rules or regs. Please do stop this foolishness as this is crazy. Let us turn to what good it does - zero.

IBM

IBM targets workers over a certain age. There are so many reasons. Often, we have to pay more... like for health care. Also, they are focusing on trimming expenses. Most of that is outsourcing. Folks, there are countries where you can get a programmer... like for less than our own minimum wage.

Police shoot

Police shoot unarm man. He is gone. This is getting old now. 💀

amazon

Google is worth more money than amazon. Oh no, I was wrong. That one is on me. Yeah, Jeff Bezos is firing on all cylinders now. Like wow, he has the world's biggest company. Friends, this is just simply amazing. Please tell me again about how it grew from a little bookseller to an
enormous empire. Definitely,
amazon is awesome.

Kindle books

Kindle books are hard to read for me. Oh yes, looking at the paper is easier. Perhaps, we will all evolve over billions of years... to prefer tiny text on a tiny screen. Frankly, we do not think so.

McPizza

McPizza was a flop - yes a mac pizza. It sounded like a joke back then and even now. Still, they keep trying to attain success. Do hope that they really work on it some more.

space

There is a lot of radiation in space. Astronauts are in danger of exposure. In fact, this is one reason why people doubt that we ever went to our moon. Not sure how we eliminate this serious issue. Hey, it will become more important if we want to go to mars.

bit coin mining

City in upstate New York passes a ban on bit coin mining. This is so worrisome. Laws are changing all around us. Please do think of all those people who are mining. Often, you will simply download an app. OK, so it requires mining as a condition of use. Definitely, we are in a new era.

move

Where will amazon move? That is our question and we wanna answer. Perhaps they are thinking of a longer timeline than most analysts, but Texas seems a winner.

high tech hub

Europe wants to become a high tech hub, but their taxes are excessive. Most people realize that making a profit in the old world is not easy. Like they have a funny economy. It depends on tourism dollars and not a superior technology or computer processing power.

Toys R Us

Toys R Us will go into liquidation and close all stores soon. Certainly, this is a tragedy for us. Like there are so many memories. Well, this too shall pass.

Neil Degrasse Tyson

Neil Degrasse Tyson says that the earth is round not flat or square.  Well, that should not surprise anyone. Hey, we need to understand that he is basically a showman for science. Let me tell you something, my main man. It is hip to be square.

our news

People read our news. Often, the stories are worrisome. Yeah, they make us ponder where we went off the beaten path that led us into the mess we are in.

product photographs

Help the composition of your product photographs improve. Often, these can make or break your company. OK, so have them clean not dirty or messy. Please do make sure... that the images are crisp. Few things will damage your product more than a fuzzy blurry pic.

400,000 smoke alarms

400,000 smoke alarms cannot detect any smoke and that is scary. Just remember to test yours. Find out if it really works before it is too late and you do know what that means.

Microsoft Office 2016

Microsoft Office 2016 still supports VBA, but this product is going away. Please remember great old fox pro. Yeah, it is no longer with us.

Technology races on

Technology races on. It is hard to catch up. People live in a world were money is king, and I do not know who is queen.

games

Life is not fun and games. Work is necessary. Still, we do like activities that we can enjoy. These are often quite different than the job we are in.

50th rocket launch

50th rocket launch for Elon Musk and the trip to space is wow. He is really a rocket man. Well, we also see some electric cars.

brutal winter

Hey, like we had a cold hard brutal winter that was full of snow. Yesterday, there was some snow even. I do wonder why the weather seems so cold. After all, scientists told us we would experience global warming. Well, that has certainly not been our experience.

Future people

Future people might dress differently than in our own era. Often, things are not as they seem. Remember that milk can masquerade as cream.

e-books

Frankly, most e-books are never seen. They sit unnoticed slowly gathering digital dust on some server. All that hard work by the human authors produces zero gain. Shelfware is that name we are given. Yeah, these tomes are not being used by anyone.

16 things

16 things cruise lines never tell you. Mostly, it should be that the food is not so max. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. After all, they are trying to save some coin. OK, so have fun on your next cruise.