answers

Here is more answers. Not marrying gays is a crime now. What you do not believe me. Check the link as we say.

Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley has evil men. They prey on young women. Look at all those high technology companies, Most have to pay out a lot of money every year. Ahem, that would be in legal fees to cover their rears.

red is warm

Colors are awesome. They fill my life with joy. Ah yes, red is warm. Frankly, so is orange. Sadly, micro soft is in love with blue or cyan. Yeah, those shades are the opposite of warm. Mostly, they feel as cold as ice.

Celebrate

Celebrate they tell me. Well, there is no win nine. I really did wanna see one. However, ten has us locked up in a pen.

serious

Different time use different programs. Excel use to do well, but not any more. What can we say guys. This is serious. Good old micro soft fell behind the curve.

consumer crisis

Look at the price of eggs. It keeps on going up. Bird flu has taken a toll on consumers. Sadly, it is not over. Friends, this is one consumer crisis.

egg prices

Get out your spread sheets and add it up. Hey, egg prices are rising. Blame bird flu if you can. Flocks are smaller in size. Lots of birds are gone.

remote work

 Brothers and sisters, we are now moving into a new era. OK, so remote work can be seen as a blessing or a curse. Do wonder which one it is. Could be that remote work is a little bit of both as well as neither one.

epic war

Microsoft and apple are in an epic war. Road we are on... is a dark and gloomy one. Few understand what is coming soon. Mobile is replacing desktops in many ways.

Do not eat meat

Do not eat meat and leave to 100 says sanjay. Well, we are not so sure, It may soon worry us. After all, meat tastes a lot better than many greens,

High Tech

High Tech is max. Citizens, we need to find a new way.

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is soon in passing away. OK so micro soft is fed up. Feel people are not seeing what is going on. Drop in revenue is serious. Bing is in a crisis. Sad to say, we are seeing the end of an era.

streaming

Web surfing is changing now. People do not want to download any more. Yeah, streaming is taking over. Like that is the new wave.

laptops soon gone

Tablets are growing in size. Mobile is taking over. Ah yes, laptops computers are going away now. Get use to working in the cloud more. Most of my work is for nothing as technology marches on. Sadly, we see the laptops soon gone. Really, it is the end of an era.

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green

Jungle is green. Yet few venture into places that are far away. Perhaps, it is due to the fact that it is a long tire some journey.

Yahoo

Yahoo has suite for apps. Microsoft needs to up its game. Yeah, they need a long ball home run. Other wise, it is game over.

♦ XL

♦ XL is not doing so well, as it is going to be replaced soon. Expect a new language to rise. VBA is going away. Yeah, that is what we say.