music

Please do not use licensed music... in your videos mon. That is not cool as we see. Artists should be compensated for all their work as we see.

image

The evolution of an image... frankly, it begins in your camera. Do try to capture that very unique essence.  Like it makes the picture pop. Mostly, we want it to just jump off our page.

Cocacola

Coca-cola sees a rise in prices. Mostly, it is due to our ongoing trade war.  Hey fellows, we do not need any soda pop. Frankly, this product is not necessary. After all, it is water, sugar, and spices. Definitely, we know that most people are already consuming too many drinks with highly refined sugar. Empty calories are not good for us. Please eat more veggies. Also, leave behind your own screen. It is time to exercise.

FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK is in a crisis. Colleagues, it is time to take off those rose-colored glasses and observe what is going on. Just look at darling Facebook, and what do we see? Yeah, it ain't doing so HOT no more. Hey, we see record drop of more than 20% on Facebook and it could indeed spread to more companies. Analysts focus on how the First letter of FANG did miss on revenue.


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geoengineering

Bro, geoengineering, that is a mouthful, could help to prevent sea level rise. Folks, we certainly do hope that is our case. After all, we do not want our coastal cities to be underwater any time soon.

pizza

What is the favorite topping for pizza? It is the pepperoni one. Oh my word, that is what we see. Frankly, I prefer mine to be a simple cheese pizza. Also, we do not like a lot of salt in ours. Hey, that is just the way it is. Definitely, we do not enjoy pepperoni any.

Baltimore

Baltimore banishes soda pop... from the kid's menu. They can still allow orange juice. Well, that is positive news. Kids do love to drink pepsi in a can. That said, it is not good for you. Yo, we do wonder if they will allow coffee in coming years.

Demos Parneros

Barnes and Noble company fired CEO Demos Parneros with zero severance. They did not specify a reason. It would be interesting to know what is going on. He did appear as a nice man. Just what can we say.


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oversaturated colors

Photography is an interesting science. Well, we do not want oversaturated colors in our amazing images.  On the other hand, we do not want tones that are muddy or gray. Actually, the best strategy to use... like is to be somewhere in the middle of the road where things look more natural or pure.

sparkling water

Here is great news. OK, so sparkling water is just as hydrating as the regular kind sipped by an average person. Glad that is our case. Frankly, we do like the sparkling kind more. Hey, maybe that is just me. After all, we do not need the fizz for any reason. Still, there we are.

open offices

Fellows, open offices are bad for us. They are supposed to promote teamwork, but the opposite is really our case. Workers need to get rid of distractions as well as noise. Nobody in power thought about that one... we guess. Look how big bosses want to have an opulent office that is not so open.

big mac

I have gone to places far away. However, you can still manage to get a big mac. Funny how that really is. Global culture is a phenomenon of our era. Think back millennia ago. Restaurants were local and so were spices. People often ate different foods in different areas. Just goes to show you... things can really change on us.

cord cutters

Cable TV needs to wake up. Oh yes, cord cutters are growing. It is a proven fact that we are watching less TV every year. Also, we have new companies moving in. For example, we see Netflix is grabbing market share away from established companies. Expect this to be an ongoing process. Most customers are tired of paying a lot of money... like there is nothing good to see.

Global arms race

Friends, an amazing global arms race is one. It is to build hyper sonic weapons. Let us not lose our congruency. This would indeed totally change our game. China is betting big on new technology frameworks that will allow hypersonic weapons to become possible in coming years.

60 singers

60 singers, Christians of course, flash mob a chick fill a restaurant just now. Here is what we say. Praise Jesus!

NASA

NASA may have discovered and later destroyed organics on mars. This sounds like a conspiracy theory to me. Well, we do wonder about each conspiracy. After all, there might be a grain of truth inside if only one grain. Folks, it is best to keep both of your eyes opened as things are often not as they may at first appear. Yeah, all is not as it may seem... that said, milk can masquerade as cream.

eerie universe

Folks, we certainly live in an eerie universe. It is hard to say where we went wrong. God, please have mercy on us.

univison

Here is the latest from univison. They plan to sell the Gizmodo as well as onion news. Perhaps, you could see that one coming. It could be that we need to have more vision. After all, most stories on the news... look similar to those we saw on our onion.

sears

There last sears in Chicago is gone soon. Well, this is sour news. It makes us sad in so many ways. Oh yes, we do like sears. It brings back many memories. Certainly, they are of better times, and of tomorrow we do have fears, there are a lot of stores in the same predicament as sears. Yeah, we did say same. Just wish that our economy can improve.

juices

Bro, they say juices are better than soda pop. I do agree. OK, so one of my favorites is fresh squeezed orange juice. I do like some pulp and no seeds, but it should be fresh and I can squeeze my own.

going places

Tourists love going places that are far away. These do seem more exotic for some reason. In the end, we must return to our humble abodes, but at least we have digital cameras. Yeah, those can store thousands of images. Most individuals rarely print out a photograph now.

IBM

IBM can rise once more. However, they should learn from past mistakes that were minor. For example, the personal computer section was sold off to Lenovo years ago. Hey, they should dominate this region. After all, they are seen as synonymous with computing processor power.

Uber

Uber fix your self-driving cars... or your company is gonna CRASH soon. How many more accidents do you want to occur? Hey, we are all tired out of your excuses. Yo, no more talk about computer programmers causing software errors. AI neural networks are a disaster for all of us. Frankly, that technology is not ready for prime time and we do need drivers that are human beings, not cold calculating robots that crash again and again.

Soda tax

Soda tax is insidious as it could spread to other foods in your grocery. Hey, do look at our amazing gov. Well, they really need more money. Expect them to soon turn to what can we eat as a new revenue source.

Knowledge

Knowledge is king and communication is queen. Books used to be a giant storehouse for information, but now we use servers. Computers really are taking over. Well, that should not surprise us.

no snow

True, we know that July is warm. However, one positive is that there is no snow. Yeah, we do appreciate this as there is some rain. Yet, it is not so cold as in the winter, so we do like to experience our summer season.

X+

iPhone X plus is mega. It is a lot bigger than the other ones. Well, our word is wow.  Hey, this X+ could be a big hit in the apple scape. Bro, we do not just mean in size. Let us certainly hope so.